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  1. HUMOR
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  4. BAB200.LZH    163840  02-15-93  BABBLE V2.0
  5.                                 Amazingly comprehensive program that babbles.
  6.                                 Really! Analyzes writing styles (Yours,
  7.                                 Shakespeare's, Lincoln's, etc) then allows you
  8.                                 to mix effects (stutters, drawls, pig
  9.                                 latin,lisp, Elmer Fudd, etc) the results are
  10.                                 entertaining! Load/save files, more!
  11. CURSES15.LZH  360448  02-15-93  CURSES !  V2.01
  12.                                 A humorous and creative "insult generator"
  13.                                 with a different twist. A single keystroke
  14.                                 switches from insults to compliments. You can
  15.                                 control the contents.  (Requires 360k). From
  16.                                 R.K. West Consulting.  ASP
  17. DAILY.LZH     65536   02-15-93  DAILY 2.1
  18.                                 Unique application provides daily `Food For
  19.                                 Thought'. Motivates you with jokes, quotes,
  20.                                 wisdom, words, reviews and insights. Maintains
  21.                                 a diary entry, to do list, phone list and
  22.                                 reminds you of birthdays.
  23. DECIEVE.LZH   16384   02-15-93  DECEIVE V1.0
  24.                                 What to do when the BOSS walks in! Deceive
  25.                                 captures your work screen to a bogus, pop-up
  26.                                 screen. So while you're playing a game or up-
  27.                                 dating your checkbook, in a flash you're
  28.                                 editing the DB or spreadsheet. Multiple
  29.                                 screens & configurable HOT keys. Sneaky!
  30. DOSJOKE.LZH   131072  02-15-93  DOS-JOKE 1.7
  31.                                 We have taken control of your PC. DOS-Joke
  32.                                 will look just like your PC DOS, but with a
  33.                                 comedy twist. This package has real human
  34.                                 speech that works thru your PC speaker.  A
  35.                                 person trying to enter something will get back
  36.                                 with a funny response.
  37. FLOOR203.LZH  65536   02-15-93  FLOORMAT V2.03
  38.                                 Wanna' scare someone bad... run Floormat! It
  39.                                 grabs a copy of the prompt, traps CTRL-ALT-DEL
  40.                                 & waits. Strike a key & it prompts... FORMAT
  41.                                 C: <Y/N> Another keypress & cylinders start
  42.                                 counting, the HD light flickers & beads of
  43.                                 sweat begin to form. Scary! ASP
  44. HAW.LZH       114688  02-15-93  HARD AT WORK V1.1
  45.                                 Impressive program runs on your machine to
  46.                                 make it look busy, warns loudly if the program
  47.                                 is interrupted. Most of it's busy screens look
  48.                                 good, it's HORTON'S SPEED DISK screen looks
  49.                                 great! Makes a good excuse to take a break! ASP
  50. HOTBOOT.LZH   49152   02-15-93  HOTBOOT
  51.                                 A program that lets you booby-trap someone's
  52.                                 computer with your choice of 8 practical
  53.                                 jokes, all harmless. Delete their HD files/
  54.                                 (shiver), Ghost writer/create a message that
  55.                                 appears on screen as they type, Happy
  56.                                 Hacker/computer turn on, more. Well done!
  57. INSULTS2.LZH  16384   02-15-93  INSULTS V2.0
  58.                                 A humorous program that can generate over 22
  59.                                 million random insults. While not vulgar,
  60.                                 these insults can become quite gross. Allows
  61.                                 you to setup as a joke to play on a "true"
  62.                                 friend or a good enemy.
  63. INVENT.LZH    32768   02-15-93  INVENT V2.1
  64.                                 Program prompts you for inputs of 1 to 40,
  65.                                 verbs, nouns, adverbs, and adjectives. (The
  66.                                 more the better.) It will then rearrange, add
  67.                                 it's own words, & display & store on disk,
  68.                                 some very humorous, & interesting sentences.
  69.                                 Sometimes very humorous!
  70. JIVE.LZH      32768   02-15-93  JIVE-TALK
  71.                                 Yo bro, like this here program converts any
  72.                                 ASCII text to JIVE-TALK. Like print that next
  73.                                 report wit som style! This one does very good
  74.                                 extensive conversions. Very humorous!
  75. JOKETAL1.LZH  229376  02-15-93  JOKE TALK 1.3   1 of 2 Disks
  76.                                 Joke Talk is a new comedy package with real
  77.                                 human speech that works thru your PC speaker.
  78.                                 This package is loaded with jokes, gags,
  79.                                 riddles, one liners, sound effects, and more!
  80.                                 You can also use this package to create your
  81.                                 own custom joke files....
  82. JOKETAL2.LZH  245760  02-15-93  JOKE TALK 1.3   2 of 2 Disks
  83.                                 .... Rqs, 256k, HD.
  84. SHOWTALK.LZH  196608  02-15-93  SHOW-TALK
  85.                                 It will draw fancy collages and about every 30
  86.                                 seconds it will say catch phrases (in real
  87.                                 human speech) to try and catch someone's
  88.                                 attention like, Get Me Out Of Here! Great for
  89.                                 retail stores or jokes on your friends.
  90.                                 (Requires 512k).
  91. SNIGLET.LZH   32768   02-15-93  SNIGLET
  92.                                 Use in your autoexec or just for the fun of
  93.                                 it! Alponium / Initial blast of odor upon
  94.                                 opening a can of dog food. Cheedle / Residue
  95.                                 left on one's fingers after consuming a bag of
  96.                                 Cheetos. Flopcorn / Unpopped kernels at the
  97.                                 bottom of the cooker. 100's more!
  98. TAO.LZH       32768   02-15-93  THE TAO OF PROGRAMMING
  99.                                 A very humorous, somewhat wisdom filled text,
  100.                                 for programmers! "Let the programmer be many
  101.                                 and the managers few -- then all will be
  102.                                 productive." Highly recommended if you have
  103.                                 ever "gotten into" programming!
  104. VALSPEAK.LZH  16384   02-15-93  VALSPEAK
  105.                                 Converts any ASCII text to like you know,
  106.                                 Valley Girl talk. Does a fairly good
  107.                                 conversion. Use to add a little spice to like
  108.                                 you know, your groady little documents!
  109. WHEREABT.LZH  114688  02-15-93  WHEREABOUTS V1.2C
  110.                                 Entertaining & useful program puts a animated
  111.                                 graphic message on your computer screen to
  112.                                 tell where you've gone. 10 messages, lunch,
  113.                                 meeting, Back at ____, doctor, restroom,
  114.                                 Extension #____, errands & more! Requires CGA.
  115.                                 Has an EGA demo too.
  116. YANKEE.LZH    49152   02-15-93  YANKEE
  117.                                 Converts any ASCII text to Yankee talk. Ya'll
  118.                                 check it out. Run ya next report thru this
  119.                                 here program and give it some class! It'll do
  120.                                 you some reasonably good conversions.
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